10. You know, that 15 year itch just gets to you.
9. Bill Clinton is my hero.
8. Now you know why I was obsessed with the Palin daughter!
7. CBS said I could.
6. When you have a tooth-gap like Terry Thomas, you get what you can: when you can.
5. Until Conan took over the Tonight Show, I had to prove I could do Something Leno couldn't.
4. I heard insecure middle-aged bosses are sexy
3. It bothered me that Mark Sanford had a pretty mistress and all I had was a tv show.
2. Who do you think I am? George W. Bush?
and the Number 1 reason Letterman had sex with women employees:
1. BECAUSE PAUL SHAFFER KEPT TURNING ME DOWN!!
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